The Time I Heard Ashley Olsen Rip One In Whole Foods Supermarket
Some people have emailed me to ask if I could describe the sound. Please listen to this audio below, it’s the closest to it that I could find on the web, but it was like 3X longer in duration:
I was at Whole Foods (some dumb hippy store) in West Hollywood once for a business meeting with my friend Chuch. I look up for some reason and see Ashley Olsen one of the Olsen Twins.
I slowly pull my camera from my pocket and put it on video mode and started rolling as she paid for her stuff and then went to this little booth.
As she was walking to the booth I heard the unmistakable sound of someone ripping one.
This was like a serious rattler too, like not just an accident slip that sometimes happens to people when they’re shopping and thinking about other things. Anyhow, right after that happened I saw her looking at me so I pretended to be fiddling with my camera, then a few seconds later I snapped this photo above.
Anyhow, maybe someday i’ll post the Ashley Olsen Fart video for you guys. It’s pretty funny, especially everyones reaction to it. Even some Hollywood hipsters were laughing a little.
If you notice, nobody in the picture is looking at her or anything.
Note: Unlike Steve Busch’s entry here that some have called untrue (about Al Gore using his toilet) I can verify this and have proof.
UPDATE: Astute Reader DARREN COOCHBAUM from Coral Gables, Florida has reported that a side effect of cocaine is flatulence. Thanks Darren.
This post was the #23 top post on all of Wordpress today. Ridiculous. You people need some taste and fast.
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December 3rd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Al Gore took a shit in my toilet.
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
yeah, do you have a picture of it?
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
I call toilets “Lock Boxes”
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:59 pm
ha ha ha…that is to funny!
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Ashley who?
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:38 pm
I can’t wait to see this.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:59 am
Pretty girls are humans too….hahahaa
Please post that video.
December 4th, 2007 at 11:07 am
I might post it. We’ll see
December 4th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Yeah, odd. Girls fluff too.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Jesus h christ. ..that girl needs to make a date with a porcelain throne.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Id still give her the ole heave ho
December 4th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
or not, lol
December 4th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Whole Foods is some dumb hippy store? okay that makes sense if eating meat, fruits, and vegtables that have poison in them is fine for you wich appaearently it is. OR you could shop at Whole Foods which is all natural and tastes a lot better. Yah that is SO dumb…lol…..You probably drive an SUV, don’t recycle, and eat mostly processed foods.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
by the way your photo makes you look super gay, maybe thats what youre going for in which case more power to you.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
“This post was the #23 top post on all of Wordpress today. Ridiculous. You people need some taste and fast.”
How I worry for Wordpress and society and now (come to think of it) myself.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Ed, you’re the exact type of douchebag I write this blog for
December 4th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
@victoria, i’d say so… it was one of the loudest i’ve ever heard from a girl
December 4th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
congrats
December 4th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
I wish we had SmelloVision! Hey if I had $500 million dollars and no talent, I’d fart all the way to the bank. I’d hire people to go to Whore Foods and fart for me.
December 5th, 2007 at 6:54 am
[…] Ashley Olsen farted inside the Whole Foods down the street, and our friend Andy caught it [Misanthropy Today] […]
December 6th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Yeah, calling Whole Foods a “dumb hippy store” really show’s you need to improve your writing before you happen to hear any other celebrities burp from their ass.
December 6th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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December 6th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Don’t you mean:
UPDATE: “Ass toot” Reader DARREN COOCHBAUM from Coral Gables, Florida has reported that a side effect of cocaine is flatulence. Thanks Darren.
December 6th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Thats mary-kate, shes the one who always uses that bag.
December 6th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
thats definitely mk. check the face.
December 6th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
That’s not Ashley. It’s Mary Kate.
December 6th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Well girls, I don’t know the difference… if you can provide a link proving which one it was, I will change the name.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:29 am
that’s mary-kate; she and the prada handbag were inseperable for a while:
http://photos.olsen-fan.net/displayimage.php?album=1123&pos=1
December 7th, 2007 at 12:38 am
as much as i want to believe your story, i don’t see how the picture is “evidence” — that picture has been around a long time?
http://www.mary-kateandashleyimages.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=488&pos=61
lord knows im not going to argue though. maybe you posted it ages ago untagged. i dont care.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:29 am
that’s definitely not ashley. they do look similar now because of their hair colors, but mk almost always has painted nails and ashley pretty much never does. plus that’s mk’s bag that she’s had for a while now. if you can’t tell them apart, you should have left it at “one of the olsen twins” at least.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:33 am
The picture was taken by me. This site stole it from my flickr page
Check the date and the views:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andyfox/750594251/
December 7th, 2007 at 2:37 am
Once I get some blogads up i’ll post the video (encrypted) for all to see.
December 7th, 2007 at 7:53 am
Ashley’s noblesse fart
December 7th, 2007 at 8:15 am
i just farted too, can you make a post about my fart?
December 7th, 2007 at 9:10 am
man, get a life. And its mary-kate. not ashley
December 7th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Yeah. Someday you’ll “maybe” post the video once you get some blogads? I doubt you even have a video or you have one and the sound is distorted. How juvenile. I don’t e even know why I’m here…I’m above the age of 12.
December 8th, 2007 at 1:02 am
good lord if you do have a video, you’d make my life if you posted it.
December 9th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Ellyn, I will. Check back in a few days.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:05 am
[…] This douchebag made an entire blog out of a claim that he heard Ashley Olsen fart at Whole Foods in L.A. and even uploaded a sound clip that replicates its approximate tone, timbre, and volume (”except 3x longer!” he adds). Another douchebag comments that farts are a side effect of cocaine use. Yeah, it’s also a side effect of living, breathing, eating, and according to myth, dying. […]
January 15th, 2008 at 3:53 am
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January 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
You are just some asshole that is trying to get hits on a blog. Needing ads before you put it up? Dear God, boy, don’t be such a dirtbag
June 4th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
[…] So maybe he’ll post it on his site like he did when I had that picture of Ashley Olsen Ripping A Fart At Whole Foods. […]